Oh boy, PETA is growling of something stupid again. The anti-meat, anti-fur, anti-animal testing Crusaders are crazy. And, this time they're sprung up at presidential level, in fact, a level of Vice President.
PETA is mad that the US Vice-President, Joe Biden, stopped by The Colbert Report, to show support for the American soldiers and women ... with hotdogs.
"You can't expect your troops to be lean, medium-sized machines fighting if you're stuffing with fattening, artery clogging meat, eggs and dairy products every day," said PETA Executive Vice President, Tracy Reiman, in a very, very mad.
PETA sent even Joe Biden a letter expressing disappointment of the group, and suggested that next time he should pass the veggie dogs.
Sorry PETA, hotdogs are gross and unhealthy and probably made with cow's feet, but veggie dogs are too ugly; rubbish transformed loaded with sodium.
Here's what's up at PETA-err, paws-about weapons, Joe Biden who satisfy the other of his two Vice presidential responsibilities."Giving hotdogs to returning warriors," said Mr. Vice-President.That day, Stephen Colbert was satanassi American troops returning from Iraq who were enjoying the free beer and vera study grass under the feet.
When the news broke on indignation of PETA and their suggestion that Joe Biden the hand out veggie dogs and vegan food instead, Stephen Colbert, fired back with kitten cake mocking PETA and calling them "PUTA."
PETA is a little kooky, okay, kooky very. I don't eat meat, and Yes, health world it would be much better if we all ate more fruit and vegetables and less meat, but nitpicking a goofy sketch about a fake news show is simply silly. If ever PETA wants to be taken seriously, this is certainly the way to do this. fail.
Image credit: the Colbert Report
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